i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
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Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
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gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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