can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
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I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
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He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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