Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
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Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
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I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season