ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
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Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
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Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.