Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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