people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
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his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
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I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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