How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Damn victory sex feels great
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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