But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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