I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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