I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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