Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
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the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
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I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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