it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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