I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.