He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.