I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
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It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
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Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...