Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
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that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
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My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.