She's JV to your varsity
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
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she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
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hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I came so hard my ears popped.
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