she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
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I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
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It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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