you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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