he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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