love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Randomize
