You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Houston, we have a blender
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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