just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
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her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
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Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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