no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
is wine microwaveable?
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
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I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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