He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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