On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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