Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
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Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
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I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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