You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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