Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
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Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
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thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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