Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I understand Curling. That high.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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