He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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