I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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