considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
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We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
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Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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