I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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