im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
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