Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
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I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
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This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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