I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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