We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
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You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
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I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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