So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
So much Jack, so little girl.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
