It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
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She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
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when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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