i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Everyone says I win the strip club
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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