So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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