does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
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Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
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In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
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