what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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