ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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