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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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