Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
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i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
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Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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