I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
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Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
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2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
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