she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
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So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
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Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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