you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
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Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
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This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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