I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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