I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
