OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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