This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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