shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
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She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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