So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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