I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Randomize
