Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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