Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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