doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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