I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
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